NAAAAAACHOOOOOO
I saw Nacho Libre with my brother the other day and I must say, it was fucking funny. When we were having dinner beforehand we were talking about our expectations for the movie. We knew it would either be really funny or really shitty. It was really funny. At the end "Fly Like an Eagle" started playing in my head. It is funny. Jack Black is funny. Go see this movie.
WOOOOOO! SHITTY POST!
YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!
This is the greatest thing to ever happen. Ever.
Digg Story about some "punks" talking shit to some Star Wars fans. The clip was taken from some documentary that's given credit somewhere.
The title says everything I want to say about this.
Hitler Jokes: Why did the Jew cross the road?
Hitler: Who wants to hear a joke?
Excited Lackey: Me! Me!
Hitler: Why did the Jew cross the road?
Superly uber excited lackey: I don't know! WHY!?
Angry Hitler: How fucking stupid are you? I'm trying to kill them. What the fuck do you think they were running from? I should kill you right now. Instead I will beat you.
Endangered Lackey: Waaaah!
Hitler: Who wants to hear another joke?
Bruised Lackey: *angry mumbles*
Hitler: Nigga, I will blow you away!
Angry bruised Lackey: You don't have the cojones!
Hitler: PREPARE TO DIE MUTHA FUCKA!
Currently being shot up Lackey: Oh noes! You do have the cojones!
Hiter: JA-JA-JA-JA-JA-G-UNIT!
This edition of Hitler Jokes is coming to an end, with only one more thing to do. Surfer Lackey says goodbye! But which surfer lackey will it be?
Gangsta Surfer Lackey: Poor some out for the homies we lost in this edition of Hitler Jokes. And remember kids, racism is bad even if it is fake.
Shit like this is why I love bash.org
If you don't know or just haven't clicked on the link in my sidebar yet this is bash.org, it takes quotes from chats that people submit and does some shit I don't care about and people get to read them. Gems like this pop up pretty often if you just hit random.
Also, I would like to point this submission out. Learn from it. That is all.
Shout Out Louds
Shout Out Louds is a group out of Sweden. Don't worry though, everything is in english.
Their MySpace page is here and the official site is here.
I would like to say something about the name of the band, so I will. Every god damn time I see it I want to put a "The" in front of it. If it was Shout Out Loud I would be fine but they had to have the fucking "S" at the end.
Anyways, they sound great and if anyone cares (how couldn't you?) my favorite song of their's is "The Comeback." The official site has all of their music videos, which are all good. I do have a complaint about the "alternative" video though, Ted (I believe it was their bass player who directed it) decided to use a bunch of clips over again timed to the music. I have news for Ted: It didn't work. The video fails, though he is a good bass player. I'm not thrilled with the Please Please Please video either but atleast the cinematography is good.
Also, a note on their discography. Don't pay any fucking attention to it, just get Howl Howl Gaff Gaff, as far as I can tell it has almost all of their song's on it. I repeat: DO NOT FUCKING WORRY ABOUT THEIR INSANE DISCOGRAPHY.
The official first post
Rather than importing my old blog again with the first post I'm just going to paste it here. What can I say? I'm lazy.
Why make a blog?
Lately I have noticed that there are a massive amount of morons surrounding me. Well I shouldn't say lately, I've known this ever since I was beating two chalk board erasers together outside of school one day and the security guard tackled me, screaming "anthrax!" while doing it. Ever since that day in kindergarten I have had an utter contempt for humanity. There are exceptions to my contempt and hate, the smart people, or people who are original, creative, etc. So far I have not met ANY in real life and very few on the internet. Why not give up you might ask, and I would reply: Because though most people are moronic and many just plain worthless shits on the shoe of society, people have good in them. Though there is a shortage of these people they are there, at my school, on the street, and even on the internet there are a few people who aren't worthless, giant, walking anuses.
Back to why I made this blog, it is simply because I want to announce my contempt for all the idiots I know, don't know, will never bother meeting, will never have the "pleasure" of meeting, will bother meeting, you get the idea.
This is not another emo blog where everything consists of "Why can't I talk to her", "I'm going to talk to her", "She turned me down", "My life is nothing without her", and my personal favorite: "I'm going to kill myself"
This is not another goth blog where every fucking post has poetry that I am literally going to create myself using all of the following words: dark, soulless, pit, blackness, bottomless, heart, bleeding. Here it comes:
I am a dark, soulless blackness
My heart is a bleeding bottomless pit
There you have it, two lines of worthless shit made to look like a poem, after the three hundred lawsuits I get for copying a bunch of whiny bitches poetry are settled I might do this again, just for shits and giggles.
This almost concludes my intoduction post, but as I look the post over it seems like it could be summarized as "Hello, go away." but this is not true, the best way to summarize it is more like this: Hello, sit down, stay a while, if you have to complain send me an E-mail that you took time on, by sending me an E-mail you have given me the right to post your E-mail on my blog so I can either praise you or point you out to the world as a complete moron, if you would not like your E-mail address shown tell me in your E-mail and I will comply.
