Hitler Jokes: Why did the Jew cross the road?
Hitler: Who wants to hear a joke?
Excited Lackey: Me! Me!
Hitler: Why did the Jew cross the road?
Superly uber excited lackey: I don't know! WHY!?
Angry Hitler: How fucking stupid are you? I'm trying to kill them. What the fuck do you think they were running from? I should kill you right now. Instead I will beat you.
Endangered Lackey: Waaaah!
Hitler: Who wants to hear another joke?
Bruised Lackey: *angry mumbles*
Hitler: Nigga, I will blow you away!
Angry bruised Lackey: You don't have the cojones!
Hitler: PREPARE TO DIE MUTHA FUCKA!
Currently being shot up Lackey: Oh noes! You do have the cojones!
Hiter: JA-JA-JA-JA-JA-G-UNIT!
This edition of Hitler Jokes is coming to an end, with only one more thing to do. Surfer Lackey says goodbye! But which surfer lackey will it be?
Gangsta Surfer Lackey: Poor some out for the homies we lost in this edition of Hitler Jokes. And remember kids, racism is bad even if it is fake.
happychick said,
June 17, 2006 at 7:23 am
:) so stupid
labrat777 said,
June 17, 2006 at 10:15 pm
Damn strizzait.
¥uri said,
November 16, 2006 at 5:50 pm
FTW!?!?!
KOYO said,
October 26, 2007 at 5:22 am
hitler is still alive muuuaaahhh
gabe said,
November 1, 2007 at 5:46 pm
how does hitler tie his shoes
in little noties
your mom said,
November 28, 2007 at 9:38 am
THAT SUCKED A LOT
EMPHASIS ON “A LOT”
how is that even funny?
FAIL
bob says said,
November 30, 2007 at 11:03 pm
? how do jews tie their shoes?
in little nazi’s !
why did hitler go crazy and die?
the jews sent him his gas bill!
jordan ferry said,
June 3, 2008 at 10:01 am
u r retarded, that sucked
it wasnt even funny i agree with (your mom)
josh said,
September 28, 2009 at 4:16 pm
what did hitler get for his 10th birthday, a G. I. jew
nick said,
December 1, 2009 at 12:05 pm
dumbass
smart hitler said,
November 6, 2011 at 2:14 am
dumb jews