You are not a punk, shut the fuck up.

September 25, 2005 at 5:29 pm (General LOLness, Life, Music)

Lately pretty much everyone at my school who liked Green Day last year has denounced their sheep-like faith in them because they have become too mainstream or some retarded shit like that. So, naturally, they all chose to start listening to more "unkown" bands like (I'm not shitting you) Blink-182 and Sum 41. Hey, good job retards, you denounced your love for Green Day, a band that doesn't suck, for BLINK-182 because Green Day is too mainstream. YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON! I am going to list a few reasons now, because I feel obligated.

1) We live in Albuquerque, NM. This may shock you but this city has one of the best music scenes in America. The Shins are from here, and we have local bands that almost rival them in how good they are. In other words, GO TO A GOD DAMN LOCAL CONCERT!
2)Most of you use Myspace, guess what, their music section has tons of indie artists who are nearly completely unkown, just browse the indie and alternative sections of music and I guarantee that you will find a fantastic band.

Now to the "punk" part.
YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING PUNK. A real punk would go stand outside of the oval office and press his ass up against the glass during a press conference and not complain when the secret service did an anal cavity search and threw him in jail just so he get could another one from a guy named Lucy. I'm pretty sure you don't want to meet Lucy, so take off the pre-wrinkled clothes and never speak of them again and find some music that, this may blow your mind, DOESN'T SUCK.

Now for a list of bands that suck:
Blink-182
Sum 41
Hawthorne Heights
Dashboard Confessional
Fall Out Boy
Simple Plan
Many, many, many, many more.
Pretty much anything anyone who got pissed off by this post listens to.

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2 Comments

  1. happychick said,

    I like this. :) And I love Green Day. Then again, I love Blink 182 also, but I guess there’s no pleasing everyone, eh? You tell em.

  2. evildemon4ever said,

    Green Day and Blink 182 are both awesome !!!!!! But i perfer Blink182

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