(by) Hitler Jokes: Screwing in a lightbulb

January 22, 2006 at 1:40 am (Hitler Jokes)

This is an idea I've been kicking around for a while now. What is that idea? It's reading the title dumbass.
Anyways, about the jokes. The jokes I am about to share with are straight from the mouth of Hitler (no, really!)

Joke 1:
Hitler: Who wants to hear a joke?
Previously bored lackey with now picqued interest: I do!
Hitler: How many dirty stinking pollocks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Lackey that is now totally spyched: How many?
Hitler: Who knows? I bombed their factories!
A lackey that is now laughing: Hahahahahaha!

Joke 2:
Totally not Hitler: Who wants to hear a joke?
Lackey still excited from the last joke: I do!
Just kidding it is Hitler: How many dirty stinking Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Surfer lackey: Dooooood, I have no idea.
Or is it Hitler?: It better take one or they're all going into the burner.
Entertained surfer lackey: That was righteous bra!

This edition of Hitler Jokes is coming to an end, with only one more thing to do. Surfer Lackey says goodbye. But what surfer lackey will it be?
Generic Surfer Lackey: Dude, bra, man, I'm gonna go shred some wicked foam, catch ya later!

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