NAAAAAACHOOOOOO

June 19, 2006 at 12:36 pm (General LOLness, Life, Quicky)

I saw Nacho Libre with my brother the other day and I must say, it was fucking funny. When we were having dinner beforehand we were talking about our expectations for the movie. We knew it would either be really funny or really shitty. It was really funny. At the end "Fly Like an Eagle" started playing in my head. It is funny. Jack Black is funny. Go see this movie.

WOOOOOO! SHITTY POST!

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YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!

June 17, 2006 at 11:37 pm (Geeky, General LOLness, Quicky)

This is the greatest thing to ever happen. Ever.

Digg Story about some "punks" talking shit to some Star Wars fans. The clip was taken from some documentary that's given credit somewhere.

The title says everything I want to say about this.

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Hitler Jokes: Why did the Jew cross the road?

June 16, 2006 at 10:22 pm (General LOLness, Hitler Jokes)

Hitler: Who wants to hear a joke?
Excited Lackey: Me! Me!
Hitler: Why did the Jew cross the road?
Superly uber excited lackey: I don't know! WHY!?
Angry Hitler: How fucking stupid are you? I'm trying to kill them. What the fuck do you think they were running from? I should kill you right now. Instead I will beat you.
Endangered Lackey: Waaaah!

Hitler: Who wants to hear another joke?
Bruised Lackey: *angry mumbles*
Hitler: Nigga, I will blow you away!
Angry bruised Lackey: You don't have the cojones!
Hitler: PREPARE TO DIE MUTHA FUCKA!
Currently being shot up Lackey: Oh noes! You do have the cojones!
Hiter: JA-JA-JA-JA-JA-G-UNIT!

This edition of Hitler Jokes is coming to an end, with only one more thing to do. Surfer Lackey says goodbye! But which surfer lackey will it be?
Gangsta Surfer Lackey: Poor some out for the homies we lost in this edition of Hitler Jokes. And remember kids, racism is bad even if it is fake.

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Shit like this is why I love bash.org

June 11, 2006 at 3:42 pm (General LOLness, Quicky)

If you don't know or just haven't clicked on the link in my sidebar yet this is bash.org, it takes quotes from chats that people submit and does some shit I don't care about and people get to read them. Gems like this pop up pretty often if you just hit random.

Also, I would like to point this submission out. Learn from it. That is all.

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Shout Out Louds

June 10, 2006 at 10:17 pm (Music)

Shout Out Louds is a group out of Sweden. Don't worry though, everything is in english.

Their MySpace page is here and the official site is here.
I would like to say something about the name of the band, so I will. Every god damn time I see it I want to put a "The" in front of it. If it was Shout Out Loud I would be fine but they had to have the fucking "S" at the end.

Anyways, they sound great and if anyone cares (how couldn't you?) my favorite song of their's is "The Comeback." The official site has all of their music videos, which are all good. I do have a complaint about the "alternative" video though, Ted (I believe it was their bass player who directed it) decided to use a bunch of clips over again timed to the music. I have news for Ted: It didn't work. The video fails, though he is a good bass player. I'm not thrilled with the Please Please Please video either but atleast the cinematography is good.
Also, a note on their discography. Don't pay any fucking attention to it, just get Howl Howl Gaff Gaff, as far as I can tell it has almost all of their song's on it. I repeat: DO NOT FUCKING WORRY ABOUT THEIR INSANE DISCOGRAPHY.

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MySpace Survey

June 10, 2006 at 1:24 am (Life, Quicky)

What? I've told you I'm lazy.

Name: Jon
Birthdate: 5-29-90
Birthplace: Albuquerque
Current Location: Albuquerque T_T
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'
Weight: 205
Piercings: None
Tatoos: Someday
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: NEIN!…as in no.
Overused Phraze: Don't MAKE ME SUCK YO DICK!
FAVORITES
Food: Pizza/steak/mashed potatomoes
Candy: Warheads/Gum
Number: None
Color: Crimson
Animal: Penguin
Drink: Mountain Dew
Alcohol Drink: Captain Morgan
Bagel: Cinnamon Sugar
Letter: None
Body Part on Opposite sex: Sweet, sweet cherry pie.
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Wendy's
Strawberry or Watermelon: Meh
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Chocoffee with french vanilla cream…DUH!
Kiss or Hug: Shitty question
Dog or Cat: *dies*
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny Movies
Love or Money: Loney, yes Loney.
YOUR…
Bedtime: HAHAHAHAHA
Most Missed Memory: I don't remember
Best phyiscal feature: See: Weight
First Thought Waking Up: Fuck this I'm going to sleep.
Goal for this year: Get a girl (did not work out last year)
Best Friends: Don't hate you if you crash their car.
Weakness: I'm too awesome
Fears: Spiders
Heritage: Irish, Jewish, and one asian.
Longest relationship: None
HAVE YOU…
Ever Drank: Yes
Ever Smoked: Yes
Pot: Once
Ever been Drunk: Buzzed
Ever been beaten up: No
Ever beaten someone up: Just a leel beet
Ever Shoplifted: No
Ever Skinny Dipped: See: Weight. HAHA!
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: No
Been Dumped Lately: No
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Green or Blue
Favorite Hair Color: Unnatural (not shit blonde) with black
Short or Long: Meh
Height: <3 Shorties
Style: Geeky and Intellectual
Looks or Personality: Personality
Hot or Cute Kewt
Drugs and Alcohol: In moderation
Muscular or Really Skinny: Fuck jocky chicks, fuck razor faces.
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: There was that one time I crashed Noah's car.
What country do you want to Visit: Japan
How do you want to Die: Eat so much molten chocolate cake I have to toss my self of a cliff just so people will get to see what the splat looks like. …You can almost hear the people leave.
Been to the Mall Lately: No
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yesh
Get along with your Parents: Yesh
Health Freak: See: Weight
Do you think your Attractive: Only my balls. What?
Believe in Yourself: Meh
Want to go to College: Yesh
Do you Smoke: Prime Times
Do you Drink: A leel bit
Shower Daily: Yesh
Been in Love: Nu
Do you Sing: No idea
Want to get Married: Eventually
Do you want Children: When I'm over 35 at the very soonest
Have your future kids names planned out: Xavier or Alexandra
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Now, dammit.
Hate anyone: The things I could say.
CREATE YOUR OWN! – or – GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

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The official first post

June 5, 2006 at 10:10 pm (General LOLness)

Rather than importing my old blog again with the first post I'm just going to paste it here. What can I say? I'm lazy.

Why make a blog?
Lately I have noticed that there are a massive amount of morons surrounding me. Well I shouldn't say lately, I've known this ever since I was beating two chalk board erasers together outside of school one day and the security guard tackled me, screaming "anthrax!" while doing it. Ever since that day in kindergarten I have had an utter contempt for humanity. There are exceptions to my contempt and hate, the smart people, or people who are original, creative, etc. So far I have not met ANY in real life and very few on the internet. Why not give up you might ask, and I would reply: Because though most people are moronic and many just plain worthless shits on the shoe of society, people have good in them. Though there is a shortage of these people they are there, at my school, on the street, and even on the internet there are a few people who aren't worthless, giant, walking anuses.

Back to why I made this blog, it is simply because I want to announce my contempt for all the idiots I know, don't know, will never bother meeting, will never have the "pleasure" of meeting, will bother meeting, you get the idea.

This is not another emo blog where everything consists of "Why can't I talk to her", "I'm going to talk to her", "She turned me down", "My life is nothing without her", and my personal favorite: "I'm going to kill myself"

This is not another goth blog where every fucking post has poetry that I am literally going to create myself using all of the following words: dark, soulless, pit, blackness, bottomless, heart, bleeding. Here it comes:

I am a dark, soulless blackness
My heart is a bleeding bottomless pit

There you have it, two lines of worthless shit made to look like a poem, after the three hundred lawsuits I get for copying a bunch of whiny bitches poetry are settled I might do this again, just for shits and giggles.

This almost concludes my intoduction post, but as I look the post over it seems like it could be summarized as "Hello, go away." but this is not true, the best way to summarize it is more like this: Hello, sit down, stay a while, if you have to complain send me an E-mail that you took time on, by sending me an E-mail you have given me the right to post your E-mail on my blog so I can either praise you or point you out to the world as a complete moron, if you would not like your E-mail address shown tell me in your E-mail and I will comply.

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