Hitler Jokes: Why did the Jew cross the road?

June 16, 2006 at 10:22 pm (General LOLness, Hitler Jokes)

Hitler: Who wants to hear a joke?
Excited Lackey: Me! Me!
Hitler: Why did the Jew cross the road?
Superly uber excited lackey: I don't know! WHY!?
Angry Hitler: How fucking stupid are you? I'm trying to kill them. What the fuck do you think they were running from? I should kill you right now. Instead I will beat you.
Endangered Lackey: Waaaah!

Hitler: Who wants to hear another joke?
Bruised Lackey: *angry mumbles*
Hitler: Nigga, I will blow you away!
Angry bruised Lackey: You don't have the cojones!
Hitler: PREPARE TO DIE MUTHA FUCKA!
Currently being shot up Lackey: Oh noes! You do have the cojones!
Hiter: JA-JA-JA-JA-JA-G-UNIT!

This edition of Hitler Jokes is coming to an end, with only one more thing to do. Surfer Lackey says goodbye! But which surfer lackey will it be?
Gangsta Surfer Lackey: Poor some out for the homies we lost in this edition of Hitler Jokes. And remember kids, racism is bad even if it is fake.

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(by) Hitler Jokes: Screwing in a lightbulb

January 22, 2006 at 1:40 am (Hitler Jokes)

This is an idea I've been kicking around for a while now. What is that idea? It's reading the title dumbass.
Anyways, about the jokes. The jokes I am about to share with are straight from the mouth of Hitler (no, really!)

Joke 1:
Hitler: Who wants to hear a joke?
Previously bored lackey with now picqued interest: I do!
Hitler: How many dirty stinking pollocks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Lackey that is now totally spyched: How many?
Hitler: Who knows? I bombed their factories!
A lackey that is now laughing: Hahahahahaha!

Joke 2:
Totally not Hitler: Who wants to hear a joke?
Lackey still excited from the last joke: I do!
Just kidding it is Hitler: How many dirty stinking Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Surfer lackey: Dooooood, I have no idea.
Or is it Hitler?: It better take one or they're all going into the burner.
Entertained surfer lackey: That was righteous bra!

This edition of Hitler Jokes is coming to an end, with only one more thing to do. Surfer Lackey says goodbye. But what surfer lackey will it be?
Generic Surfer Lackey: Dude, bra, man, I'm gonna go shred some wicked foam, catch ya later!

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